When I first heard Eve Lambert sing, I secretly recorded her with my iphone. Ironically enough, these audio clips are the exact same songs Adam Lambert covered on American Idol, but with Eve’s special twist.

Turn up our speakers and listen to these sample clips. So profound! For the full song experience, be sure to catch Eve Lambert at an open mic near you. Her live versions are not to be missed!

TRACKS OF MY TEARS

People say I’m the life of the factory,
cause I twist Saint or two.
Even though they think
this pretzel looks like Mother Mary
Adam Lambert, its you!
So take a good look at my face,
you see my bonnet’s out of place
If you look closer it’s easy to trace
that Adam’s my idol.

MAD WORLD

And I think it’s kinda funny
I think it’s kinda sad
The dreams I have with Adam
are the best I’ve ever had
And I think that’s he’s my brother
But my Ma will never say
Cause a love child with an Englisher
is not the Amish way.
Bad girl, bad girl.

BORN TO BE WILD

Adam Lambert, you’re my humdinger!
I’m your sister, Eve, and I’m on Rumspringa.
Now it’s time to bond, in Intercourse and beyond
Amish Love Child! Amish Love Child!