My name is Eric. During Easter Break of April 2009, my family went to The Amish Country in Lancaster, PA for a weekend. One of our stops included a tour of a pretzel factory in the town of Intercourse. At the end of the tour as I was looking for a restroom, I couldn’t help but notice this Amish girl getting harassed by a tourist about her pretzel twisting demonstration. This obnoxious guy was making demands about religious pretzel orders to sell online and threatened to steal this girls Amish soul by taking her photo with his cell phone camera. It was both odd and extremely sad.

As I finished up in the bathroom, I heard a voice singing thru the wall. I peered out the door and saw the witnessed amazing site: there was that same Amish girl singing her heart out to someone about what just happened. It was haunting. But who was she singing to? I looked closer and was struck dumb at what I saw: A huge picture of Adam Lambert from American Idol Season 8. I quickly grabbed my iphone and began to secretly record this siting without being found out.

For the next few days, I inconspicuously followed this Amish girl around her surroundings. Each stop proving more interesting than the next. I inquired about her from some of the locals and gathered as much information as possible before we left for home. What I saw and heard was SHOCKING!!! This Amish girl’s name is Eve Lambert. It seems Eve’s Ma has been keeping a secret from Eve about having an older half-sibling… a brother from an Englisher!

I dedicate this site to Eve and her quest to find herself, her purpose in life, and her strange connection to Adam Lambert. Although you will find her life highly entertaining, perhaps you too can help Eve figure it all out.

- Eric Daly