Some of you are wondering a thing or two about Eve Lambert. Below are some answers I’ve gathered so far from your questions.

Do all of the pretzels Eve twists turn out in the shape of religious personas?
No, all Eve’s pretzels are in the shape of Adam Lambert’s face. Although religious personas are what the public tends to make them out as.

Does Eve get into trouble a lot?
More than most Amish girls her age. Eve tends to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and she inadvertently breaks Amish rules on an almost daily basis. Apparently, Eve got into huge trouble this past April. She was caught watching Adam Lambert American Idol clips on Youtube while “researching scripture” on a computer. A few days later, she was busted outside the pretzel factory listening to Adam Lambert sing “Ring of Fire” on an i-pod. This goes against her Amish upbringing. She was punished accordingly.

Does Eve really think Adam Lambert is her half-brother? She does. There are too many similarities not to see a very obvious common thread: same hair, same taste in music, same screaming A notes, same penchant for heavy black eyeliner, and let’s not forget the Biblical evidence she stumbled on in her Mom’s Bible. SHOCKING!

What town does Eve live in?
Intercourse, Pennsylvania

What does Eve do for work?
Twists pretzels, milk cows, cans jam, and helps with the laundry

When does Eve’s Rumspringa start?
Eve’s Rumspringa begins May 12, 2009. ‘Rumspringa’ is an Amish ‘coming of age‘ event where parents let their children explore the modern world and see what it’s like outside their communities. From what I hear, Eve and her family were VERY anxious for this to commence.

What will Eve do on her Rumspringa?
Eve plans on traveling from the East to the West in search of uncovering more clues in her connection to Adam Lambert while singing her story at open mic nights along the way. She also looks forward to Internet Cafes and trying food with preservatives.

How old is Eve?
Eve is 16 going on 17.

Did Eve make her dress?
Yes. Eve’s hand-stitched her signature Rumspringa peach and red dress, pinafore, and bonnet. Her village doesn’t approve of this loud color scheme, but Eve doesn’t mind.

Where is Eve’s Dutch accent?
Eve’s been working very hard over the last 3 months on losing her Dutch accent in time for Rumspringa. However, if she is faced with a fear or becomes angry, WATCH OUT! It uncontrollably takes over.